One Planet, One People, Infinite Possibilities
The UK election will almost certainly see the destruction of the modern Tory party as we know it. But does that mean the country will be saved? No. Neoliberal ‘Labour’ is set to continue most Tory policies but just promise to do them more efficiently.
Back in 2015, you could simply grift on being a gay classical liberal and get millions of dollars thrown at you to build a platform. Fast forward to 2024, and things have got abit more complicated. The racist TikTok trad wife got a lot of hate and praise last week for casually dropping some racist language in a cooking video. She thought it was her ticket to a conservative media career, little did she expect they amount of severe brain rot now running rampant in conservative circles. It doesn’t seem like she’ll last long with such backlash.
Population growth under our capitalist system is seen as a major issue. Since our economic system relies on over consumption and the commodification of essentials, rising populations are set to put an even bigger strain on the environment. In certain countries however, most famously Japan, there are declining populations that also pose their own economic issues. But broadly, declining populations are not an issue globally.
In 2020, The Rock recorded a lengthy video where he endorsed Joe Biden for President. In this video he also spoke to Biden and Kamala Harris on a Zoom call explaining why he supported Biden.
Fast forward to 2024, the Rock has told Fox News he regrets the endorsement, has told Joe Rogan he isn’t friends with any Biden supporters, is doing business collabs with Conservative podcaster Patrick Bet-David. while also complaining about Cancel Culture and Wokeness on Fox News.
The Rock has always, and still does, describe himself as a centrist – but its clear he is moving increasingly to the Right.
In 2022, the most divorced man in the entire world bought Twitter as part of his mid life crisis. Elon Musk epitomises everything wrong with Conservative Divorced Men, blaming his children for their strained relationship which is directly caused by his right-wing politics – and then deciding to get even worse in this regard while playing the victim.
Stand up comics aren’t doing well. Losing popularity and relevance has made them lash out. They now blame leftists for ruining comedy because we are oh so sensitive to their utterly hilarious (yet shockingly offensive) firebrand humour…
The BBC has enjoys a pretty good international reputation, with an international service with various offshoots in other countries in many different languages. However, the BBC represents some of the many problems with British journalism which are unique to this hell hole of an island – and has largely become a propaganda machine for the Tory party.
Tory donours (who are bankers) buying jobs at the BBC through dodgy loans, heads of political sections of newspapers getting jobs for the PM, the head of the Brexit and 2017 election coverage at the BBC leaving to work for Theresa May – and then coming back to work at the BBC, every single columnist at the big newspapers being from the aristocracy, and of course every single journalist going to Eton and Oxbridge – all of this and more you will find in the British press!
Men are not okay. Conservative men in particular. The backlash to Star Wars Outlaws female protagonists proves their brains are completely warped by lets just say the internet – The Kavernacle gives his quick take.
Starship Troopers, Helldivers 2, GTA 4, The Onion – all media properties and an outlet that is known for satire. But does everyone understand that it is satire? Well Conservatives are increasingly proving themselves to be incapable of media analysis with their stance on Helldivers and Starship Troopers which they insist are not actually satire at all.
Lets look at the differences with Leftist Satire and Conservative ‘Satire’.
Temu has one of the most popular mobile apps in the Western world. The e-commerce site allows users to bypass Western storefronts and chains and buy Chinese consumer goods directly from the source for extremely cheap prices. Temu’s marketing relies on users inviting their friends and promises people free items if enough people sign up using their code. They also rely on affiliate programs with YouTubers, TikTokers and Instagram profiles to promote their cheap goods.